Me staring into my fridge at 2am

It’s been ages since I’ve seen a Mcafee commercial for computer protection, just seen one today. I’d say John is Back. Chief

Ralph Lauren’s LaF for sale? Ed Bolian millermotorcars.com/2014-ferrari-l…

Ozzie Guillen on the #WhiteSox: "Even the parking-lot guy's gotta go." 😂

Aaron Rodgers takes the field as a Jet with an American flag on the anniversary of 9/11. Absolutely electric.

Too many dickheads taking victory laps. I don’t buy it.

We’re Back

“Sir, the Pentagon has failed another audit.” “Send in Big Balls.”

HOCKEY COUNTRY 🇺🇸

I see that sauce by Kaprizov as some people see the Sistine chapel or the Mona Lisa

The FIA World Endurance Championship instagram admin casually dropped the hardest camera angle ever? 😭😭

What the fuck is a kilometer.

10/10 National Anthem. No notes.

Had to.

OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸

It’s always that 1 Oreo thought that’ turns into annihilating the entire row

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Truly nobody at all: Trump at 12:29AM: "WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO THESE DERANGED SCUMBAGS TODAY!"

Clean 450SL, top tier vanity. vintage IL plate, on Lake St, PEAK Chicago

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Do not put a Naval Aviator on the new Green Line trains, they’ll think a SAM is incoming