#SeductiveSunday

I’m bored. Where are the ale and wenches?

When in doubt, have a threesome. That’s what I did with Montfort’s twin daughters because I couldn’t remember which one I was seducing.

He was. I’m a chip off the old block. My sibling however, I can’t explain.

Which is exactly why I’m talking, dear sister. :P

I also drink, play, and fight assassins. The last one is making the first two rather challenging.

I like brazen women.

Is that Ser Gilmore? Maker please tell me he's not here to take me home.

I always found Queen Anora rather fetching. Had she not been promised to Cailan, my mother no doubt would have tried to arrange something l.

*kills another assassin sent to kill me* Moralia seems to be alternating between the Crows and House of Repose. Harlequin bastards.

//Charlize Theron would make a good Anora in a Dragon Age movie.

Ale and wenches. What every man needs.

Happy sibling day. The Hero of Ferelden doesn't give their big brother enough attention.

Maker's blood...

Nobody ever tells me anything.

Sister, give that child back to its parents.

Ugh.

Maker's tears.

I should demolish the castle and rebuild ground up.

It’s getting that time of year again. The leaves will change, apples harvest, and tourney season begins.