Okay, but the old eBay logo didn’t look like it was created in Word 98.

Avignon tap water makes Montpellier tap water seem like spicy, lustful, ethnically diverse tap water

Who wants to go for a drink after work? I'm in San Francisco.

Liz! No!

No one can bring up Richard Linklater other than MRS LINKLATER.

Twenty first in line for the sole remaining fat plutocrat seat to Heathrow so looking pretty good?

As with ‘Ishtar’ and ‘Heaven’s Gate’, one day people will realise that ‘Rock of Ages’ has hidden oh god I just sneezed out a pot roast

I embark!

This Grachtengordel stuff is fantastic. Well done you Netherlands!

I'm tired, but my legs are still good.

I spent half an hour on LinkedIn and boy is my sense of perspective fucked.

Hooray!

Dick Morris just cancelled the hooker.

You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit. If you don't like it, leave.

Have eaten chocolate for the first time in ages. Now both exhausted and ready to SLAUGHTER ARMIES.

No.

Buggerballs.

Muggermalls.

Sugarwalls?

Gosh, do I have a story to tell.