I mean… 🤷🏻‍♂️

Feels so good to be home…

As super happy I am be to be home, I’m even more excited that we get to pick up Odyss tomorrow from the in-laws. I wonder if he’s going to be as happy to see us as we are to see him.

I think he likes his new toy! I didn’t get video of our reunion, but we spent a good five minutes hugging and getting kisses. ❤️

Yay! We’re going back home!!

Someone won’t even leave me alone while I try to do some yoga.

I did a lot of car singing and lip syncing this weekend.

Content creator: I got a lot of DMs asking about… Me:

Bitches, I’m old. I don’t have time to be on multiple different social media platforms. Can we pick one and stick to it, please?

LPT: Don’t forget that you put eggs on the stove to boil…

New PR on deadlifts. 365#

I’ve been enjoying my time over on Threads, but I do wish I had more followers and stuff. Twitter took me well over a year to accumulate stuff, and I hate starting over again. So come find me there, if you haven’t already. The @ should be obvious. 😉

135+ hours in TotK later, and I’ve finally rolled credits. All shrines completed, all lightroots attained, and I’m finally ready to move on.

Soooo…are we still just not using Threads? I liked it over there, except that I have family members who follow me on Insta, so it’s nice here to have circles.

Massive sympathy to all ASL interpreters at graduation ceremonies where they have to spell out everyone’s name.

Nothing like not being able to check into your AirBnB because the host won’t answer his phone and didn’t give you the code to the front door.

Hey, Michelle P. Why would you use my email address for your credit card? Also, pay your Sam’s Club Mastercard already. I’m tired of getting all these emails.

Well, my app finally updated to X last night. I’ll be deleting the app from my phone, because now I’m only going to think of El*n when I see the icon. Find me over on other socials, pinned tweet in my bio.