Mi mundo se derrumba frente a mi 🎶 yayaiiii 🍻 saca las birongas fabio 🍻🍻

Captain Tom's got the best micheladas & if you think otherwise just unfollow me right now

Most relationships nowadays last a long time cuz of comfortable they are with each other, not cuz they still love each other 🥱

You gotta check people early. You let one thing slide & people think it’s cool to ice skate. I used to be big on extending people grace but that caused people to play in my face.

Quick gym flick 📸

The amount of caffeine & nicotine that I consume is fuckin insane

You look better physically when you're happy

Este jalowin me voy a disfrazar de la plan b Aver si me tomas enserio pinche vieja pendeja estupida payasa bastarda nalgas wangas tortillas mal hechas

I be thinking I changed till I like someone. Then im acting like Joe from YOU 🫠🫠

Your future depends a lot on who you pick to be your partner

You might think people only need to heal from bad relationships. but the truth is people are healing from hateful parents, betrayal from friends, sibling feuds, academic problems, stressed in their works. always remind that not everything is about romantic relationships.

Frenchies are overhyped. Ugly ass fuckin dogs

Don't let her social media fool you. She be double txting me & asking if I already ate

I hate going out to eat with people who give the server a hard time

I don't gotta tell you shit. I'll let your actions show how much you respect me

when I start ordering shots just take me home

This heat making me wonder if my ac is fucked up 😣🥵

Got so many damn bills when I got money left I be thinking I forgot to pay something 🥲

When I start ordering shots just take me home