"She's in MY MUG. In my- in my flæce."

mary droppinz at basspod is about to go CRAZY

my managers have pissed me off twice already this week so let’s see if they hit three strikes tonight which will case me to crash tf out on them :)

Need to watch the rhony boat ride from hell here

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

one of the new guys at work doesn’t like me because i basically called him dumb for switching from an opener cut to a closer cut and getting mad for having to stay later…

just opened my schedule and immediately got pissed off because i work 7 days in a row 🙃

after jumping thru a thousand hoops, coachella tickets secured #DUAchella

FEELING SO HIGH- FEEL- FEELING SO HIGH FEEL- FEELING SO HIGH- FEEL- FEELING SO HIGH

coworkers convinced me to come out for drinks in the middle of my 7 day work week… rude and disrespectful

please book fcukers Coachella

they still haven’t approved my time off for me and mans bday/edc… like i wasn’t asking yall, i was TELLING yall that i won’t be there sooo

where’s the joe biden i did that stickers now????

why was i singing rich baby daddy to my coworkers during the rush 💀