Lake Louise from Ontario with a few snow storms and delays because accidents. nothing compares to the sights and random fun and conversation along the way. Fuel is what it is driving west just to see it priceless!!!

Whiskey improves with age. I improve with whiskey.

“Men's Humor: This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.”Molly's wing night Jonathan Nesbitt @barrloads @Kannis22

How I talk: 25% swearing 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both

Adulthood: I haven’t checked my bank account in weeks, but my card hasn’t been declined yet so everything must be fine.

Santa brought me a blue dragon.

How I feel about all these Facebook year review things...

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches.

#BringBackBlueMountainState

People that leave crumbs from toast in margarine then put it away are not people I like to associate with

The bears had it right choosing to hibernate all winter.

If I won the lottery, I'd stay the same person I am today. My poor decisions, however, would become gloriously epic.

“Fuck it.” – my final thought before making most decisions.

Opposites attract. That's the trouble with being awesome.

6 out of 10 people struggle with math. RT if you like boobs.

I refuse to open snapchat videos in public because I don't trust my friends at all.

It's cornfest Sunday folks, dome up #lovefromtheSons

Tonight: Russ Martin starts at 3B. Stroman doubles as a pinch hitter. Coghlan nails a double-salchow-360-flip to land on his head.

Happy Brother's Day, whatever that means to you.