white ppl be trauma dumping on fb marketplace

You want me to use the Socratic method? The thing that killed Socrates?

At an academic philosophy conference, someone once asked me what I would do in the trolley problem, and having literally given zero thought to it before, I just said I would choose randomly. I’ve never seen someone respond with more horror on their face.

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

Tim Meadows with a Dinosaur Jr hat. That’s it, that’s the tweet

“Larp” might be WAVE (White American Vernacular English)

Mayor McCheese is weak on crime

A full-time-yet-unpaid internship is a REALLY funny joke lmao

There is no reason to spend $100k/yr to go to the 100th best small liberal arts college.

how it feels to ride my fixed gear bike to work at an all organic gluten free cafe

saw Lena Dunham in philly yesterday and there was a Q&A portion of the event and one woman asked her if she had any advice for how a 64 year old divorced jewish woman might find a husband and she said maybe go to a michael buble concert and the lady was like i have

Lol she's so good

Me encanta que la nueva oleada de odio a Lena Dunham me agarre viendo Girls otra vez en muchísimos años y cuando estoy revalorando el hecho de que tenía 23 años cuando escribió algo tan honesto (aunque tenga sus defectos).

Welcome back the Hub Network.

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

NEED an untoastedsalt bagel with nova lox, scallion cream cheese extra capers and extra red onion