i know its love because i havent slept or been able to eat properly for days. it wasnt supposed to be anything more than fwb and it was just supposed to be fun and now its not anymore

just incredulously exclaimed “caillou is canadian??” thereby pronouncing his name out loud and having a realization of quebecois nature

Yall know I'm Canada down

saw this post immediately after being sent biceps

wtf is casual. casual drinking, casual dating. i only know extreme. extreme substance abuse, extreme attachment and lovebombing

I will only marry a man who is: - Virgin - High rank on every game - A loser - Knows how to cook and clean - Doesn't use social media - Has no friends - Asks permission before going anywhere - Shares his live location 24×7 - Deletes his past completely - Never gets angry

when my friends and i talk about sex, it’s never sexual.. it feels scientific almost

no contact has never been an issue for me bc i don’t be contacting people anyways, just responding for the most part

im okay with being single. But at NIGHT??? while im drunk?? thats too much

do you guys think it’s normal to be exhausted all the time and require 12-13 hours of sleep and to feel constantly sort of nauseous

my bf is beefing with the 6 year old i babysit bc he has a crush on me. he’s asking me things like “are you with him right now?” yeah and we’re watching roblox conspiracies