You guys can’t see my likes right now but I’m liking some interesting and niche things you probably wouldn’t understand. I’m liking some memes that are outside your realm of fathomability. Just letting you know

If hotdog eating contests were not about volume of hotdogs eaten but rather who loves hotdogs the most i would be gold medalist

The types of towns are absolutely goated

it's so crazy how everybody is totally unwilling to ever do even the slightest thing to help the rest of society, a country of ingrates and miscreants

One of the last societal come-togetherness in the US today is people reporting speed traps on google maps. The day people stop reporting is the day America falls

My bf doesn’t have twitter so I have to send him my banger tweets so he knows how funny I am and how lucky he is (it’s every tweet)

Conservatives gonna say he’s performing alchemy or witchcraft soon enough. I think we’re back at that stage in society and not only are women not safe, no one is safe!! (Not like minorities were safe before but you get it)

lmao we are so cooked, just unfathomably cooked. charred to a crisp. the oven has been left on and the smoke detector is broken

America is so cooked. Pack it up

Pretty sure the 394/94 split is a portal to hell…

One day you’re young and wild; the next, it’s Monday, and you’re dialing into a video call.

I don’t care how rich I am, I’m not eating caviar

Appreciate it Elmo

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

Caesar Salad turns 100.

wait guys its hot summer nights mid july………………………....