CAN WE CUDDLE? in just our underwear ,so our skin can touch. can i hold you while you wrap yourself around me? i'll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin you'll peck my neck and i'll tickle you. whisper cute things to you. i wanna do cute things with u too

joel: *sneaking in through the window* ellie: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* you want to tell me where you've been all night? joel: I was with tommy? tommy: *turning in his chair* wanna try again? joel: alright. I was with Tess. ellie and tommy: I KNEW IT!

Tess *chokes on something* Joel : hey don't die on me Tess : don't tell me what to do, i'll die whenever I want !

Joel: hey Tess how was the jo- HOLY HELL what happened ?! Tess *soaking wet, covered in blood, bloody knuckles, disheveled hair* : don't talk to me, I'm having what some would call a bad day.

wounds

Ellie: I wish I had the ability to make people really nervous. Tess: holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me. Joel: I can confirm the trick works.

Tess: did you eat all the donuts ? Joel: No Tess: why are you lying to me? I can see the powder on your pants. Joel *panicking*: that's cocaine

Ellie: I wish we could block people in real life. Joel: Restraining order. Tess: Murder.

under the mistletoe

Esther, talking about Joel: I could fix him. Tess: And I could make him beg like a whore. What's your point ?

Tess: i'm going on a date Joel, grumbling: good for you Tess: good for us. pick me up at 6 by solecito! 💐

*Trying to adapt in Jackson* Joel: i just wanna hear those three words Tess: i love you Joel: i love you too, but try again Tess, sighing: i will behave Joel: there we go by solecito! 💐

Joel: *bumps into Tess* i'm sorry, are you okay? Tess: i'm fine. Joel: yeah, you are. Tess: Joel: can i kiss you? by solecito! 💐

Joel: sometimes Tess says, “Joel, what do you think you’re doing?” Joel: but that just means ‘stop.’ she doesn’t actually want to know my thought process by solecito! 💐

Merry Christmas Liz! @tessjoels Even though this year sucked ass sometimes u proved to all of us how strong and talented you are! This girls verse is something so beautiful and unique there's no other option than to fall in love with it. It was an honor to be your secret santa ❤

Joel, trying to flirt: so you come here often? Tess: Tess: this is our kitchen by solecito! 💐

Joel about Tess: I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. by solecito! 💐

Tess: Knitting is my favorite hobby right now. I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab someone’s eyes out. I can make mittens. Joel: What was that middle part? Tess: I can make a hat by solecito! 💐