boy, go to hell. i’m a cleveland fan. the worst decision I ever made was being into sports.

Nightmare blunt rotation

Healing is not linear for everyone except for me. My healing is supposed to continuously develop in a positive direction and when I fall short of that it is a sign that I am a monster who cannot be saved

The little 30 year old that could

the dead horse is beating me

yeah drugs are cool but have you ever spent a really great day with your mom

"bandwagoning" but it's just rooting for whichever team has more gay allegations

sometimes people ask me how i know xyz person and i’m like…… from being gay. we all went to gay and online together.

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

Kevin Durant ain’t tell one lie on that burner bro

Once you start stalking other women because of a man, just know you are losing it sis.

I don’t know if there’s a single thing Charles Barkley has ever said about basketball that I agree with or even find well reasoned and he is my favorite, I would die for him.

noah kahan be like

how are you still straight at 25. grow up

(bravely) i would have never cheated on megan thee stallion

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement