Oh hey there again Twitter. It's been a while.

Potential employer: "So it says on your resume you've been involved in shark studies for over 20 years. This is impressive at your age!" Me: "Yea, I've been watching #SharkWeek for as long as I can remember. "

Finally catching up on season 6 of #TheWalkingDead.... It's gunna be a rough morning..... #JustOneMore #ok #MaybeThree

@Kevdog09Jones that would be a good question for CMT and 51 Minds 😜

😂😂 x.com/toolit_javi/st…

Florida in the am and I can't sleep!!!! Too excited to see my babes ❤️ Heather Lynn Becky Andrews Cody Davis Gary Arterburn

I grew up crushin on guys like Pauly Shore nd John Leguizamo ... Don't tell me I'm shady, you're just not funny enough...

#Texas

Yea @StevenAllerkamp ! Get us a boat already 😂 x.com/karlaachapaa/s…

Omg. Yes. Hahaha x.com/mx5guyhunter/s…

We weren't!!!!! x.com/killapat_20/st…

When u get home to ur Whataburger® with no cheese or bacon so u cry a little..But still enjoy it because duh. #NoSuchThingAsABadWhataburger

Me: I've been hitting the gym pretty hard. I'm gunna skip the beer and just have a couple of whiskeys. Also me: *wakes up in a bush at 1pm*

WOW juju. Did that just happen? #SneakAttack

That was effortless! Way to go Aaron Judge. We've been waiting on you!

Y'all already know what I was reppin for the #HomeRunDerby. #AaronJudge #TheJudgesChambers #Yankees Aaron Judge #MurderersRow