What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

Plot Twist: they actually do and then they leave your ass high and dry and your worst fears come true 🥴🥲

People really don't be deserving all of the love and attention I give, going to start giving it to ME 🥵

Riot Cafe and The Limbo are closing its doors October 31st. November 1st, I will be out of a job. Until I can secure a new one, anything is greatly appreciated. Retweeting would be a big help. Venmo Israel ישראל-McCullough CashApp $IsraelMcCullough PayPal [email protected]

"the first time I saw fiddler on the roof I was so moved by it, I considered converting to Judaism."

Jacob only has one beer, a pumpkin pie, and 2 pizzas in his fridge in his new house and idk why but I love it.

Just announced 🎉 Our album release show is happening at Kaiju on Dec 2 ✨ Mark your calendars!

My friend Tess 🌈 plays in a killer group called QWERTY and they’re having a big single release show this Friday night at Kaiju in Germantown. Come see a great show!

leave me to my thoughts

Vince Guaraldi: [creates a timeless work of art that endures for over half a century and turns millions of people on to jazz] Pitchfork: "Hmmm...8.3!"

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Bill and Frank's love story got me fucked up

"I feel like they have a neutral good energy around them, like I don't think you could get shot within a 5 foot radius of a Fender Rumble"

This 14 yo at the show has a flip phone on PURPOSE. THAT'S ALL WE HAD WHEN I WAS 14. I'VE NEVER FELT SO OLD IN MY LIFE.

The vibration from Prison Affair's bassist on the table I'm sitting on is the most action I've seen in months

My friend Tess 🌈 is one of the HARDEST working creatives that I am so grateful to know. She puts an endless amount of passion and love into her purpose as a photographer. Come show my friend some love and be amazed by her amazing work this Friday 6-9PM at Reverly Gallery.

Picking out a friendship bracelet kit in the kids aisle of target with nothing else but wine in my cart listening to Mazzy Star in my airpods. Am I.... the main character?

Jeremy Allen White looks like he's never seen a vape

Wonder if Kenny Chesney will ever come out of the closet

Everyone that goes to Siberia in New Orleans has a mullet