"Flex" fuel? 😄💸

The Virginia state flag is, unfortunately, the only state flag with a titty. ( . ) So anyway vote yes on the referendum tomorrow.

Giant, pointless, ugly grill and a transmission. No.

Pondering eating out tonight but trying to figure out which restaurant will have the fewest people with the munchies.

Is it the one about the Virginia flag? X, you need to talk to Virginia about that. 😄🍈

Red pepper, after its hopes and dreams have been shattered.

Why do things get progressively uglier as you get richer?

We have a slow leak in the right rear tire on the Model Y, and an appointment with Tesla on Monday. BUT, I've taken it to a local shop we like who charges $25 to fix leaks. Because Tesla quoted over $500 to fix it!!! And said they can't patch a leak??? At a service center? 😒

Doors are unlocked. They're looking at it. They better not get those white seats dirty. 🤪

Local shop found a little screw and patched it for $0.00. Slightly better than $531.00. 💰

How real men fold fitted sheets. Follow for more life hacks.

Anyone else have a borked phone key today after the last software update? Good times. 😤

Is there really a market for 10 million robots at 10 million parties serving 100 million drinks and teleoperated by 10 million people in India?

The least expensive standard Rivian R2 can only choose from these colors? That's DEPRESSING. Bring back COLOR ffs. 🎨😐

Imagine if instead it was always "we'll have unsupervised as soon as we safely can" and then boasting about updates after they come. How different that would feel than a decade of "by the end of the year" and "two weeks!"

Minor fixes, 2046: Optimus now breaks 30% fewer dishes.

You know what Tesla? Hell yeah. 🛼🪩

Want.

The hot new trend is wheels that look like they're covered in masking tape.

This is some Wile E. Coyote shih right here!