The King Cobra 🐍 was never going to let a little thing like an explosion stop my well laid plans. It was merely a setback and thankfully I’m a great swimmer. #CobraKai #TerrySilver

Your sensei has been getting feedback for my candidacy for president that they’d like to see Larusso as either the VP or a cabinet position. I just want to know what the dojo thinks. Vote and comment 👊🍺

He gets better looking as each year passes by 😘 ❤️ #johnnylawrence #CobraKai

Just for the record this is what happened 👇🏻😎🍺👇🏻 Me-Hey Larusso no hard feelings man nice bike Larusso-Screw you Johnny I’m so amazing I can out run you to the other side by taking a short cut down this mountain Me- That looks dangerous I wouldn’t do that Larusso- Go to

The King Cobra 🐍 is building an army to take back #CobraKai and destroy those who stand in my way. #TerrySilver

Mr Miyagi taught me so much and now I get to pass those lessons on to the younger generation as I’m hosting Reading Rainbow. Wholesome old fashioned ethics for a culture that needs it the most.Which book should we start with first? #ReadingRainbow #DanielLarusso #Miyagi #CobraKai

Release all of the #JFK files.

Breaking News 🗞️ Local car salesman Daniel Larusso has his home attacked by a terrorist organization known as Cobra Kai. Possibly a sleeper cell ran by Bill Murray from the Bushwood Country Club. Catch this and more at 10 o’clock.

The only thing that could stop me was Johnny, Danny Boy, Chozen and even that washed up furniture salesman Barnes working together.Instead little Daniel and pretty boy are feuding while I’m making plans to take over. In the meantime I’ll just relax at the mansion.

It’s not easy being incredibly cultured, filthy rich and good looking. Except for me it’s very easy. I am the King Cobra 🐍 of the valley. I just have to sit back and time my strike perfectly. #CobraKai #Terrysilver

1985 gave us a one of a kind Horror comedy called - House This film is very unique and leans more on the laughs but really is a fun ride. Have you seen this? #House #80smovies #Horror #Classics #Movies

I know we’ve had our differences John Kreese aside from you trying to kill us on my yacht. That’s not what I wanted to meet about. The question is are we going to stand by and let that fool Johnny Lawrence run #CobraKai in the valley? You know it belongs to us John.

Coming from a car salesman I’ll take that as a compliment Danny Boy.

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I might go to Australia just to help that country teach these mutant deer on two legs who’s in charge. If they ever swim across the ocean and escape that island it will be too late for humanity. Strike First 👊 Strike Hard 👊 No Mercy 👊 #Kanagaroos #Australia #Animals

RIP Terence Stamp you were a great one. Kneel before Zod is now in the hands of god 🙏🍺 #TerenceStamp #RIP

Storm what brings you to the valley? I saw how things went with Billy Bob Thornton and don’t get me wrong I’m flattered but Lois would take half my shit and I can’t have that. While you’re here do you think you can give us a snow day? It’s hot as hell this summer. #JohnnyLawrence

This gives me an idea.

Johnny Lawrence albeit a fool that he surely is, stumbled upon one of my grand schemes of making an army of karate kangaroos. I have trained them to be lethal killing machines and they will show no mercy. The King Cobra 🐍 of #CobraKai demands it. #TerrySilver

I am here today and very pleased to make a major announcement. I have acquired majority stake in Coors with all subsidiaries and taken over as CEO. My first order of business is to eliminate Coors Banquet and replace it with the our newest brand -Quick Silver Bullet. #CobraKai