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'I can hit cheeky lizards if I want!' 'Yes, you can, you can,' said Nanny soothingly, 'but not... with a... snake...' (T.P., Witches abroad)

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"The only problem with having a bright tomorrow is you have to get through the night before." - Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal)

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"[as he is about to be hanged] I commend my soul to any God that can find it." -Moist Von Lipwig (Terry Pratchett, Going Postal)

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“And so we progress. Always keep moving. There may be something behind you.” -Moist von Lipwig (Terry Pratchett, Going Postal)

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"The world is full of things worth more than gold. But we dig the damn stuff up and then bury it in a different (cont) tl.gd/i487mb

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"WING IT! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT. Remember the gold-ish chain? This is the other end of the rainbow. Talk yourself (cont) tl.gd/i499ov

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'Two . . . and one more . . .' 'So two and one more is . . . ?' Detritus looked panicky. This was calculus territory.(T.P., Men at arms)

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"You have stolen, embezzled, and swindled. You have ruined businesses and destroyed lives. When banks fail, it's (cont) tl.gd/i4dl7u

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“Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again.” -Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal)

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"I think Vimes's got a sort of soft spot for the Patrician, in his way. He once said that if anyone was going to (cont) tl.gd/i5s923

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No one lived a completely blameless life. It might be just possible, by lying very still in a cellar somewhere, (cont) tl.gd/i6182b