'I can hit cheeky lizards if I want!' 'Yes, you can, you can,' said Nanny soothingly, 'but not... with a... snake...' (T.P., Witches abroad)

@RossMcL88 not sure i could do an entire day's worth but i can do a few hours worth starting now.

"Only an academic could state the obvious and pass it off as wisdom." -Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal)

"The only problem with having a bright tomorrow is you have to get through the night before." - Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal)

"[as he is about to be hanged] I commend my soul to any God that can find it." -Moist Von Lipwig (Terry Pratchett, Going Postal)

“And so we progress. Always keep moving. There may be something behind you.” -Moist von Lipwig (Terry Pratchett, Going Postal)

"The world is full of things worth more than gold. But we dig the damn stuff up and then bury it in a different (cont) tl.gd/i487mb

"You get a wonderful view from the point of no return." -Moist von Lipwig (T.P., Making Money)

”Luck came to those who left a space for it.” -Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Making Money)

"WING IT! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT. Remember the gold-ish chain? This is the other end of the rainbow. Talk yourself (cont) tl.gd/i499ov

'Two . . . and one more . . .' 'So two and one more is . . . ?' Detritus looked panicky. This was calculus territory.(T.P., Men at arms)

"You have stolen, embezzled, and swindled. You have ruined businesses and destroyed lives. When banks fail, it's (cont) tl.gd/i4dl7u

“Look, he said to his imagination, if this is how you're going to behave, I shan't bring you again.” -Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal)

The Creator had a lot of remarkably good ideas when he put the world together, but making it understandable (cont) tl.gd/i4srll

'Bursar?''Yes, Archchancellor?''You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?''Me? No, (cont) tl.gd/i5pbc9

Most gods are created and sustained by belief and hope. (T.P., Lords and Ladies)

Trying to keeping down crime in Ankh-Morpork was like trying to keep down salt in the sea (T.P., Reaper Man)

"I think Vimes's got a sort of soft spot for the Patrician, in his way. He once said that if anyone was going to (cont) tl.gd/i5s923

No one lived a completely blameless life. It might be just possible, by lying very still in a cellar somewhere, (cont) tl.gd/i6182b

"Kyla Pasha: I just nearly spelled phenomenon like Nanny Ogg spells banananana... Maheen" <- ha ha ha ha