ngl the age i’m turning this year sounds serious and i don’t like it

I really hope Tommy fury knocks jake paul the fuck out honestly

Having sensory issues as an adult is so annoying because how do I, a 25 year old adult, tell you that I’m about to cry over you clicking your pen but I can go to a 4 day festival and listen to computer noises

I wonder what it’s like to not be tired

Mason greenwood won’t see your tweets defending him but your friends who have been raped/abused will

What the fucks going on in bristol

On February 28th the sun won't set until 6pm, and it won't set before 6pm again until October 29th 2023. 😎

Dick and dom becoming DnB DJs is one of the maddest things 😭😭😭😭😭 from bogies to bangers lmao

People who have kids who go to their dads every so often or their grandparents, or literally any other family member, you will never know how jealous I am of you lmao

I’m so glad I went to raves when they was more about the music and the moment than the smallest most revealing fit and insta pics 🥴🥴 no from me

I’m such a hopeless romantic which is just not it in this day and age 🙄😂

My little sausage dog is hilarious, I have a super king size bed and every night she puts her paws on my shoulders and spoons me to sleep 😂😂😂😂

Why’s my fb made it so you can’t see who people have tagged anymore or click on the tagged persons name to go to there page???? How am I meant to look at people now?????????

Absolutely best time of my life lockdown lmao

I don’t like Olivia’s vibe. Jenkin has received 3 punishments and has handled it all with more grace than she has. Shouldn’t have applied for big brother if you were expecting princess treatment #bbuk

So Nella’s going to come out of the jungle and see corporations like Moonpig mocking the trauma she’s faced losing both of her parents recently? Cool. #ImACeleb 🌟 funkypigeon.com 🌟

That feeling when you wait in a queue for four hours only to be told the price of the ticket has risen from £148 to... £355??? Because they're 'in demand'. How is this not illegal? Ticketmaster ticketmasteruk Oasis #Oasis #Ticketmaster

Ticketmaster is the biggest shit show I’ve ever known started at 9000 in the que at 9am got to add the tickets and got kicked off, now they have banned me for being a bot?????? ticketmasteruk sort it out!!!!!!!