You’re NOT two paychecks away from a private jet. You’re two paychecks away from SNAP. Stop defending billionaires they don’t gaf about you

Is anybody else phone moving hella slow? Like goddamn

BREAKING: Jets are trading CB Sauce Gardner to the Colts. (via Ian Rapoport)

Make sure you wear that MAGA hat to the pantries

A podcast full of 40 year olds with strong political opinions and nobody voted. Fucking pitiful.

don’t bring me on no trip if you got the itinerary filled each day.. please!

COLTS BABY.

Everybody hates Black people. Accept that and move on.

I just don’t care no more.

Watching these without sound and added sound effects is HILARIOUS AF He looks so goofy without the music and lyrics 🤣🤣🤣🤣

it’s a baby boy 🥹💙🩵

I stg I get the most talkative uber drivers.

Grown ass people think you should send them birthday money.

You turning 37 why are you posting ya cashapp on ya birthday.

Folks are lined up outside Plato’s closet for Black Friday deals is crazy as hell to me.

Because I love you, I get the least of you.

Lie to me.

stealing packages of ppls door gotta be the dumbest crime. You don’t even know what’s in the box.