Me and a ginger shot against the world

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

Acting like nothing happened… they probably strapped him down, wiped his memory and reprogrammed him like the Winter Soldier

Watching Bridesmaids for the 100th time

Everybody on that damn phone

That wig has given more career opportunity than most LinkedIn connections

she knows the list of cigarettes that don’t count - drinking cigs - pregame cigs - if everyone else is smoking - if you’re in an awkward social situation - if you’re on a balcony

Ojalá muestren como se le ocurrió escribir Me Rehúso

Yeah I’ll take care of them

“let’s eat warheads and not tell rosé”

THAT’S OKAY

Nigga we built this shit brick by brick

horror gays have been calling her that for years but whatever

Because she had to fucking INVENT IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

and if she would have had wheels she would have been a bike

Clavicular looksmaxxing Gorlock

#ClayfaceMovie only in theaters October 23.

idk how to explain it but he’s giving Jamie Lee Curtis dowwwnnnn