The Root Beer Nerd

1000 IQ play by Ostlund

The immigration angle is really obfuscating the fact that "no, you're the one smoking fent" is probably the funniest comeback you can come up with in this scenario

This man is 45 years old

Everyone thought McDavid was Crosby but really he’s Ovechkin

They call him 007 0 goals 0 points 7 scrums initiated after the whistle

He will be boiled

Ref death

They become weak

Jim Hiller and DJ Smith are terrorists for implementing antihockey in Kopitar’s final season

Jarry doing the exact same thing Skinner did to them by playing well for a couple games before shitting down his leg is gonna be awesome

Kucherov dove btw

The universe knew Cutter was about to shoot that he polishes it off for like a full minute staring at Jarry then just blows it clean past him

Both of the PKs in the ANA/EDM series are coughing babies

Lost in all of this is that is an absolutely putrid goal to allow