When the workout makes you dizzy, but you got 20 more yards to go, screw it. Get it done.

So Jon Acuff doesn’t greet the audience he’s speaking too, weird.

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You know you’re in for a fun start to the work week when your 20 hours in and it’s not even Monday 🤨

I was being gentle, I swear!!!

If your making a slide deck w/ a black background, light colored text only!!!!

We've heard Lauren will be DerbyCon go find her and ask her about what you can do to be a part of BSides Nashville

When you have stupid early start and all the friends you normally bug to pass the time are all asleep

When you’re the most senior person in the building on a slow day, so many dumb questions....

Why is it on Friday night people find stupid shit to get it into at work????

All of the scales displays are in the 120lbs range, wonder how this became the proper range for marketing.

Seems like ole Service Merchandise stores need to make a come back, since all these in-store pickups are now a thing.

When your hunch pays off and it’s worse then you imagined !!!

No I will not troubleshoot a IE TLS error you got 3 weeks ago and hasn’t occurred again.

perhshell that is all.

you know it’s a bad day when AV catches a phish site before your “Secure” email gateway service…

Have you ever done a full company user pwd reset exercise? DR/IR with full scope testing or get out. #ScrewTableTop

Fuck AI, Quatum computing or get out.

When two PT visits costs more then surgery, something is screwed up. STAR Physical Therapy