i’ll follow u to the dentist as a hangout never gaf

the president is a pedophile and nobody cares. what a time to be alive.

Marry a lover boy with provider mindset. Life is too short to spend it with a guy who is mean and inconsiderate.

my new years resolution is to not tell anyone shit

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

People’s house.

I can’t take the ball drop seriously knowing all those people are just wearing diapers sharting themselves for hours

Consideration.

i will pay for my convenience, i don’t like stress 😭

Walmart too old to not have Apple Pay bro

flashbacks of being crazy is so funny like why did i do that

may everything I eat go to my ass

I love women who would rather be alone than almost loved. That's standards.

If a man doesn’t make your life easier, stay single.

before i give up on people, i always make sure i really try, try & try so nobody can act stupid when they don't hear from me anymore.

Stay away from people who benefited from your help but act like you never showed up.

fatima saleh go back until u hate them works every single time

glad i met my worst ho already mf prepared me for war

Women don’t randomly detach. We detach after trying 47 times.

Men be like “I would do anything for u” then do nothing