( grabs them like a cup. )

( ruffles their hair until it puts its normal messiness to shame. ) i can always count on you to greet me right.

shut up oh my god

it's my time. you stay down. you'll cause less problems down there

puts his hand in their mouthm

“ haha. hole in one. ”

shakes it odd, cackling. “ i seized the moment! ”

“ it's not that bad! never let your guard down. ”

. . . “ not with me around. ” ruffles their hair with the Non-Saliva-Coated Hand, snorting.

stands firm. “ just grab on and i'll walk you down the street,”

starts walking out,