“Your receipt from Apple.” bitch fuck you.

When my social battery runs out and I go non verbal

Your dog after a false emergency vet visit which cost you $1000

Why is asking for a spot at the gym the most awkward thing but I talk to strangers in thunder alley like it’s nothing 😂😅

Me falling back asleep after waking up

Having a terrible night on the game then having to get up and go to work the next day has gotta be top 5 worst human experiences of all time

He’s never seen the Padres win the World Series

Keaton Mitchell is the PERFECT complement to Omarion Hampton. The LA backfield is 🔥

Law enforcement

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as during a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter crew, including well-known host stu mundel had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

Staying home on a Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night to avoid staying up late, save money, and enjoy your home is also self-love. Enjoying plans at home, eating well, watching a movie, and having a good time with those you love and who love you is also a good life.

Don’t you guys find sleeping weird?? Like, we lie down on a bed, close our eyes, and it’s like we disappear for hours. Our body doesn’t move or remember anything, and on top of that, our mind dreams things we can’t control. It’s totally normal, but it’s really strange.

he looks like spongebob’s mama

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN JUST POSTED THE GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME. “Dad, what was Stone Cold like in the 90s” 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Yo watever happened to that bolt sqwad guy??? Lmao

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You’ll be okay if you stay in tonight.” Finally we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I haven’t drank in nearly 4 months but a green tea shot on st Patrick’s day 👀👀👀👀

Yeah fuck that never drinking again

Just realized who are actual friends and who are just acquaintances. Yall be smooth though 😴