Papi's here.

"There are all kinds of poontang. The sky's the limit when it comes to poontang."

Draw me like one of your french fries.

Guess who's not dead.

Oh look, a pretty purple haired girl followed me.

Farts on Guren Ichinose HIATUS as he walks on by.

Pick, roll 'n flick.

"I'm going as a disappointment this year for Halloween because I don't even need a costume."

Blows out another fart at the Mikaela boy. Divine punishment.

Before he drifts off to sleep, big ol' papi Hīragi lets his mind wander and be consumed by all thoughts of Ferid Bathory, the most beautiful woman he ever did lay his eye upon. Oh, the things he would do to her if she were here beside him right now in his super king sized bed...

Those raunchy thoughts of his are disrupted with the sudden blast of wind that tears out through his puckered anus, causing the bed sheets to flutter before falling back into place. "That's the brussel sprouts talking," he quietly chuckles to himself. "Phew... that stinks."

"280, boy. With this kind of power, I am... unstoppable." x.com/SeraphsVampire…

"You need only to bend the knee and every pringle in existence will belong to you." x.com/SeraphsVampire…

Wheels at the speed of light in order to find the birthday girl, Ferid Bathory, and give to her the bundle of presents that have been securely strapped onto his manly, buff and partially robotic body. "My Queen, I come bearing gifts."

He got the moves like Jagger.

Readjusts his uniform. x.com/ichordescent/s…

Happy Birthday to my son who isn't my son.

Release the baby photos.

Puts a silvery-blond wig on, squeezes into an old JIDA uniform and shoves some toast into his mouth then proceeds to twerk toward Guren Ichinose HIATUS.