In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

Life’s Crazy.

2009 Robert Pattinson: “ I’m a bat/man” • 2019 Robert Pattinson: “I’m THE Batman” • 🦇👨🏻🧛🏻‍♂️ #TheBatman

Proud of my home🌲❤️

2020 is gonna be nuts. You can get a #scUber and tour the reef, they’ve got robots straight dropping packages at our doors, and Elon Musk is getting 50 mill to make some cool ass future tunnels under Vegas basically just because it’s super cool. 👏🏽👌🏽

Today’s diet: handful of pistachios, handful of Chex mix, a Gatorade, a slim Jim, and a beer. Out here Thriving.

Wearing an “I love bacon“ shirt into a vegan restaurant would be punk rock as fuck.

B​.​L​.​A​.​C.: Defund EPD and allocate funds to Cahoots - Sign the Petition! chng.it/r7vcpfpR via Change.org We need more programs like this nationwide! They safely help the community deal with substance abuse, mental disorders, conflict resolution, etc. #DefundPolice

she’s 5’2 and around 115 pounds getting mistaken for a suspect who is 5’10 and 160 pounds. someone please make it make sense.

+$1400 Me at Taco Bell: Bring me the Bell

@katherineasfff @ralphiesarabia1 grow up

Firsts: called a kid to schedule an interview the other day and he told me to fuck off. idk if I’m ready for 2022

I am human

Imagine everytime you write out a tweet and hit delete, it posts instead 🥴

Elon Musk Teach these how to buy Dogecoin and it's over

When you keep to yourself they gon say u mean or arrogant . But when you nice they gon try and take advantage of you .