the point is just……… to come up with another post. that’s always the point

can’t even remember what i’m posting through anymore

i’m the only person brave enough to hate the out-group and the in-group

for every typo you make you have to spend another year in purgatory

calling for another hot one tomorrow

if he remembers when stephen colbert was funny he’s too old for you

anything can go viral at any moment

you’re telling me this comma went to oxford?

wonder how dannycoin’s doing these days

there has to be an easier way to feel good

if you say enough things some of them are going to be good. and if you’re lucky all of them will be good

at the end of the day it’s not about the images or the videos or the gifs. it’s about the text

if you’re lucky you’ll say one true thing in your entire life

you “get off” from work? excuse me?

on twitter island

who is “sue nami”? may i meet her?

you resist the urge to post. you resist it as much as you can

very worried about hawaii. i work for their tourism department coming up with slogans like: waikiki? why not?