Dear Kim Kardashian I hear Donald J. Trump can't watch pornography in the WH, could you please send him a CD of your sexy sex video, also send one over to Vice President JD Vance #Circlejerk #MAGA #Trump

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When did SWAGGY C | $wing Trader backdoor Bayleigh Dayton on #BB20 ???? I've been watching all season and for the life of me I can't figure it out. Maybe it wasn't all that? We all know Queen Bayleigh would have yelled YES! YES! YES! Get it SwaggyC.

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Hi @ups can you please help me with a delivery issue? I was told my rep her computer was down, transferred and hung up, called back and waited 25min.

Hey hey hey! jack finally found his ⚽🏉🏈🏀🎱🏐 and banned #AlexJones #InfoWars NOW you need to BAN the WORLDS BIGGEST BULLY Donald J. Trump But we know that will never happen. He's the 👑 of @Twitter

A BIG THANK YOU to @UPSHelp for not only reaching out to me in a timely manner, but for also being extremely proactive in my issue. My faith has been restored. Thank you!! 🚛

Hey #NorthCarolina #Florence Trump says he was THE BEST A+ with help and recovery in #PuertoRico #Maria 🌊🌊 GET OUT NOW! 🌊🌊

If you miss a payment to HairClub for Men, do they send Hair-Repo out?

As Donald Trump faces rising dangers, 12 religion questions for understudy Mike Pence two faced asshole. flip.it/3c-n5_

Not a good look Mayor Mike Duggan #Detroit youtu.be/ALgw6jc3dbg

A "Presidential Alert" Text Will Be Sent To Your Phone Next Week And No, You Can't Opt Out #GetReady 🚀 flip.it/mzf3EU

🚪🏃🏃‍♀️ Ding Dong Ditch

Kavanaugh denies allegations by woman who says he tried to force himself on her in the 1980s Something that may or may not have happened when you were in high school 35+ yrs ago shouldn't be held against one. flip.it/VQngT6

Why does the FEMA administrator need 24/7 car/driver? WTF is this guy? I wouldn't know him from the gas station attendant.

Let's be honest: The wall was something that Trump's simple minded base could understand, Invision and remember the words to the chant. That was Trump feeding chum to his followers, as was Mexico was going to pay. #ImpeachTheMF #TrumpShutdown

Hello USPS Help can you please help me find out where my package is? Please.

You just know that Karen Pence is a freak in the bedroom. Mike, did you jerk off in your sock again?! No mother dearest.

Roy Moore: hates gays, blacks, Jews, Muslims Roy Moore: loves young girls, and farm animals. 🐏 Rrrrooooyyy

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