you actually had to be there

How it feels being told you smell good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

i love models who can dance

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking 😭😂

I am sick of the Microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? 😭😭😭

People are saying beautiful liar but am I the only one seeing Can’t Remember To Forget You

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

20 years ago, beyoncé released ‘check on it’

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

“Are you free for a quick chat?” is the most dangerous sentence in corporate life

Dear algorithm, show this tweet to people whose life is about to get really good.

when someone tries whispering something but I'm low-key deaf

“the villain could be hiding anywhere” the villains lair:

They Cloned Tyrone should have had a theatrical release. Belonged in the cinema fr

How it feels being a horror fan rn

Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler will officially star in Joseph Kosinski’s Miami Vice movie titled ‘MIAMI VICE ‘85.’ In theaters August 6, 2027.