wow did not expect this to pop off 😵‍💫

we could have had it ALL

i wish i could explain the sheer joy that cursed cat alastor gives me but just know it’s keeping me going

no let them come here and let them find out that NYC, the cultural hub of america, does not fuck around

wake up babe the teens are at it again trying to cancel pete wentz for recycled drama

upon much introspection, this needs to be posted and kept here. because there IS a problem, regardless of whether or not you want to admit it themarysue.com/the-heated-riv…

you can pry val from my cold, dead hands. he’s perfect. he’s terrible. i love him. i despise him. he’s in hell for a reason. i hope he gets the shit kicked out of him again in season three

pentious in season two of hazbin hotel

i genuinely—GENUINELY—need you all to get off the internet and engage in print media. your echo chambers are watering down your media literacy to the point where it’s no longer frustrating, it’s downright concerning

i love being a film critic who actually cares about the craft of film and the joys of storytelling

me: i’m just gonna write a really quick radioapple fic to see if i like writing them currently:

log off and leave fandom spaces immediately

man i’m about to start pitching a piece about how fandoms have just gotten way too toxic

“i’m not GAY!” for line read of the year

jeremy jordan postponing his signing again

Project Hail Mary just may be an instant classic. An epic space odyssey for the ages, Gosling gives it his all. There is so much heart and love and insane space exploration in this film, making it a visual feast that you MUST see in theatres. I would die for Rocky!!

seated for scream 7. this nineties baby is ready

Undertone is an auditory nightmare in the most positive sense of the word. It scared me in ways I don’t think I’ve ever been scared. At one point I had chills. This is a film meant to be seen in Dolby—or alone in your room at midnight in the dark with headphones on

proudest moment of 2026 so far is definitely telling ryan gosling that he owes me financial emotional compensation for how much i cried during project hail mary and him laughing at it

had to chug my high noon because of turbulence on my flight and the flight attendant said “that deserves a fist bump” and fist-bumped me 😭