They’re silly. [How is she not being crunched in half.]

Yeah. Vulcan likes being silly. [IS SHE OKAY???]

Just silly! [THAT’S A CRUNCH. HOW IS SHE OKAY.]

Yeah! They’re a little silly!! [SHE’S OKAY??? HOW??? VULCAN DROPS HER AND THE PICKS HER BACK UP OH GOD.]

[CUMNNNMMCH] Eh! It’s fine. They’re not doing any harm!

Yeah! I’m fine!

Yep!

Vulcan wants to meet Kiki… How do I explain them though? [GIRL THAT IS A FULLASS ENTEI YOU AINT EXPLAINING IT.]

[She hath been summoned!] Kiki what the flufferbutt are you eating.

…-Kiki, I don’t think your sister knows what cooking even means. [Pulling out her lunch box! Holy shot that’s like a five-star three course meal, Crispin.]

[Taking away the remaining charcoal—and putting down her lunchbox.] Eat whatever you want! 😊

Then tell her your girlfriend wanted you to eat what she made you, instead! 😊 So she can’t get made if it’s because I want you to eat something I made!

[SHE’S JUST 😊😊. HE DIDN’T EXPLODE! PROGRESS!]

[DAMMIT. 🥺.] Kiki—?

[She’s yet to learn that anything she does is super effective on his heart, it seems!] Do you—maybe wanna go on a real date sometime? There’s this cool chefs market in Castelia soon…

[HER FACE IS COMPLETELY LIT UP! YIPPEE!] Or—or why don’t we go on a picnic tonight in the biomes? It’ll be nice, and there’s this cute spot with a pond in the canyons, and… I just wanna spend time with you!

I’ll make us plenty of good food! Is there—anything in particular you want?

Got it!