this is like watching leonardo da vinci paint the mona lisa

i think stone butch blues changed my brain chemistry

my mom is asking each ornament “where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree

have we ever figured out why dove makes chocolate AND body wash

noooooo i forgot the annual rent tweet 🙃 december 24th, nine pm eastern standard time from here on in i shoot without a script 😭

here’s to getting even more lesbian in 2026

hair is unwashed so i obviously feel like i’m fundamentally unlovable

just finished doing my make up but it is the everything changes part of waitress playing in the background so now i’m crying said make up off

me and wanting to mention lesbianism when one drop of alcohol enters my body

“oh it’s okay you don’t need to pause the movie for me!” so you hate me?

oh my gosh this is the cutest way i have seen cutlery laid out ever

fem hannibal would be wearing this to dinner and jack crawford would still be like Where's the chesapeake ripper

vince gilligan and fucking albuquerque

i keep them with me always

we were blessed with this banger Breaking Bad edit almost 12 years ago