Fury talking to SHIELD agents

SHIELD agents hate me because I'm a mutant, and mutants hate me because I work with humans, so I'm kind of losing on both sides I think

Personally I thought the Roombas were kinda cute. Hockey puck robots.

Not that I really wanted to know, but I guess thank you, Quentin, for proving my powers still work even when the target is in outer space. ...Please don't explode or something.

Don't think I've forgotten the time Quire took my Mutant-Human Relations class.

For his first essay he wrote a paper on "Why Humans are Idiots".

When I made him redo it he wrote "An analysis of Professor Paul Presby's behavior based on the sociocultural impact of being raised by and conforming to human society as opposed to a primarily mutant environment". He basically roasted me for 7 pages.

My weighted vest is still MIA. Think the students will notice if I stick a pillow up the back of my shirt?

I never saw my geode keychain again, either.

He actually complimented me once! ...After I got shot.

Don't give me things because I'll name them and get attached.

SHIELD tip #82: coats make excellent hiding places; it's so obvious that no one thinks to look.

His name is Edgar Allan. He's great, isn't he?

Taking my class on a field trip to California next week. ...So far getting them ready is proving to be one of the greatest trials of my career.

When I told them they each only get one suitcase and one carry on, the eruption of arguing made my ears ring.

Now accepting...literally any other ideas. Anyone?

Part of the school blew up a little bit, so our trip was postponed.

I just got...half of it back? In shreds? I can't tell if this is a threat or just an unfortunate accident.

The holidays are very busy, with a lot of people traveling. All the shifting links in my head make it feel like I've got a million pinballs bouncing around in there so please be patient with me

On the bright side, I haven't ended up back in Barnes' shower