(flirting) what’s every single thing you’ve ever thought

the lion hadnt really thought about it that way

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

i can tell a lot about a person by what they choose to see in me

yea bro ive had every fruit

I'm somewhat of a cautionary tale myself

bro last night was a brooklyn roommate instagram reels sketch

Suicidal guy at the first movie that didn’t even bother moving when he saw the train on screen

I’m lowkey nonbinary but not in any form that currently exists yet

imagine hating me and i’m in my room forgiving you for that

reminds me of the time someone responded like this to my hinge prompt which led to me crying for several hours and culminated in me deleting my ac

this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5

Why have you forsaken me Wednesday

obsessed with this picture of carol and julie doing their 1962 two woman show at carnegie hall (script by mike nichols!)

I think the elephant really ties the room together.

girl i’m bored let’s move to the center of the train car so everyone can get on

can my bitchass get a miracle

last night was an appetite suppressant