No prospects, no assets but haven’t had to fight in a war, born just too early to have my brain fried by social media, which means I had access to more information than any generation in history with my brain intact, so still good compared to virtually anyone in my bloodline.

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

I tweet a lot less now because I'm trying to fix my brain and also because everything I wanna say is a federal crime :(

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it

Woman re-reads diary and realizes she’s an unreliable and frightened narrator

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself and posting online, it’s really impossible to go back to it

y’all didn’t hear what celine said but she did

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

I reckon Gakpo walks down the street and just cuts in on the right even when he needs to go left

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on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

"Duhh I couldn't understand any of Bad Bunny's lyrics" Oh well did U consider that music begins where the possibilities of language end? Dumb ass. To which speech can give no utterance? 😂 And it clothes experience with a power words cannot impart? 😭 Dumb ass 🫵

Job interviews are just two people lying to each other

he’s so real

Freddie de Boer, writing about the grievances of "incels", just wrote this cutting but not unsympathetic gem of a paragraph.

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.

And for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities