74 million Americans: crush me under oppression orange daddy

Bands don’t succeed. Just statistically. So after the surprise indie success of our album Take This To Your Grave, I was sure there was no way but down from there. I was certain we couldn’t possibly match the success we’d had with that album. So I barely bothered considering it

Elon has tried so hard to make Grok take his side on South Africa that it just randomly brings it up when you ask any question

“Sorry ma’am but your last $1.37 Klarna payment has been delinquent for more than 90 days.”

Hey Grok, list everyone Donald Trump has scammed.

I bet this Mario 64 level fucking sucks

.Elon Musk please RT my song!

Cool how he had no issue with this until Trump made a mean tweet about him

Goddamn if this showdown of evil vs evil ends at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping humor will be completely cooked for eternity

Cat turd army, marching to the litter box only to find out they ran over their dog the night before when they were drunk

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Hey Donald J. Trump just wanted to say happy birthday to Joe Biden today

Pee Wee Herpes

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

Hey Donald J. Trump can you please release the Epstein files you cowardly little shit?

this seems like a very easy problem to solve. patriotic americans simply have consume the same amount of soybeans as the entire nation of china

Growing a Hitler mustache to own the libs