Wow, cats have had a hell of an election season huh?

"I have been a leader on fertilization."

moderator: you have 1 minute trump:

beautiful tweet

that probly feels so good if ur a vegetable

you called?

it’s so funny seeing steve martin everywhere bc all i can think about is how my dad refuses to watch any of his movies because my mom fucked him before they met

proud parents of a scary daughter

Behold the men who wouldn’t let me sit in my own reserved seat today so they could do their Important Business. FYI am on my way to Oxford to do unconscious bias training.

In honor of Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday, let's take a look at why he's one of our under-appreciated style icons. 🧵

I feel like all of America would unite behind a policy that gives debate moderators a spray bottle and allows them to use it on any candidate who doesn't answer the question. It's a nonpartisan issue!

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Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

I don’t know who this guy is but he’s my new best friend.

Entertained some out of town guests last night. At dinner they told us they refused to take the subway because it was too dangerous. My 9 year old said "What? You mean like if you ride on top?"

Counterpoint: it is literally exactly that

Trump trying to clean up the Puerto Rican garbage headlines with more garbage headlines.

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965) Cinematography by Ted D. McCord Directed by Robert Wise