13 years ago today!

📸 Millie Pilkington

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine…

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and…

me when someone asks what’s going on in my life

It’s times like this when I miss Art Or Not Art

having your old tweets read aloud in court......a true poster's worst nightmare. god bless

I close all my tabs and within hours I have almost just as many tabs open. I don't even remember opening them. I'm like a beaver instinctually building a dam

There’s only one correct answer

Phoebe wishes everyone a very good Sunday evening.

The IRS does *not* mess around.

I have been thinking about this tweet non stop