Porn videos on twitter with slow fade transitions make me giggle everytime bro LMAOOOOO 😭 Like okayyyyy cinematographyyyyyyy what emotion are you tryna evoke outta me 🗿

“u r very understanding” just wait till i own a gun

"yeah i main medic" TRANSLATING... 🤖🤖 'i love big sweaty buff men surrounding me and calling my name'

it sucks you can just be unlucky and your entire life is fucked from the start

Every time I see a video like this it blows my mind. How are you dancing under your ceiling fan in that grandpa ass house with a red t shirt and neckbeard, thinking you look tough?? Who is this for?? So many people do this and I don’t understand at all

every billionaire could disappear tomorrow and we would all be better off for it

me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI machine

before LED lights we were a proper country

really fucked up when the toilet gulps after you flush

Optimus prime obliterating donald trump

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist." YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

Is there gay people with heterosexuality fetishes

no chance in hell that was quiet

i'm sorry this one was funny as fuck 🤣 she's not seeing the gates

I just found out that genets hitchhike/ride large animals That’s my new favorite thing about them now

oh you're wearing colored contacts? wow I didn't even notice. they definitely aren't the scariest thing I've seen all day

fujo fish to bless your timeline

So there’s these brothers….