TeessideToby (@teessidetoby) 's Twitter Profile
TeessideToby

@teessidetoby

I'm Teesside Toby. I went missing in Middlesbrough on Nov 14th 2013. £1000 Reward to the person who gets me HOME! Tel: Gary 07881920217

ID: 572967228

calendar_today06-05-2012 18:16:04

7,7K Tweet

957 Followers

1,1K Following

TeessideToby (@teessidetoby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Watched BBC1s version of Dracula. Started well. Ended shit. How good a programme or film is, is based on how many times you would watch it again. Total zero in this case. The definitive Dracula is Jonathon Rhys Myers version. Excellent.

TeessideToby (@teessidetoby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The first time I saw this on telly was the last time I actually fell of my settee laughing 🤣 facebook.com/story.php?stor…

TeessideToby (@teessidetoby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Two lasses have just asked me if I’m off Love Island. “Cos you sound just like the commentator...” — at Bannatyne Health Club Coulby Newham facebook.com/570379716/post…

TeessideToby (@teessidetoby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When a thought crosses your mind, where does it go? Does it climb out of your ear disguised as ear wax? Just a thought. That crossed my mind. And climbed out of my ear.