The strangest thing about them lot singing ‘North London Forever’ is the fact they genuinely think it’s a good thing. You were formed in Woolwich, and you’ve only just started singing it. It’s not iconic, it’s never going to be intimidating and it’s a lie. Very, very strange.

Daniel Levy flew to Munich But Mathys Tel thought he was a prick A call from Ange and he saw the light Now he’s playing in the Lilywhite 🎶 He hates Levy He hates Levy He hates Levy and he hates Levy 🎶

Numbers. Join us in demanding change

Like a dribble of blubber piss emanating from the depths of Elon Musk‘s ketamine ravaged bladder, it’s Get High 278. Download it & chill out, there’s no point kicking against the pricks. traffic.libsyn.com/secure/dopecas…

Have psychedelics helped shape your critical thinking and explore your creative potential? I recently had an epic conversation with the legendary George Monty from George to discuss the "fungal insurgency" and how we can reclaim some sense of enchantment within the

A bad day to be a house key in Tottenham

Surely, despite what so many Spurs fans have said, Postecoglou stays for another year? SURELY?!

That was for Pedro Mendes. That was for that ridiculous Nani goal, and Howard fucking Webb. That was for Gary Neville’s round of golf. That was for trying to nick our song. That was for Ben Foster & his fucking iPod. That was for that smug twat on the Wembley Park steps in

Win one little European trophy and we are boiling piss like there's no tomorrow. Hahahahahahah #COYS

We’re 17th 17 years to win a trophy. Man of the match Romero (number 17). And we’re from N17.

Need this one sung at the parade tomorrow and Sunday… 🎶 Send it round 🔂 ✍️ Paul Hussein

ANGE IN

Danny Parcell Billy Cairns 𝕻 Goons need only to point at Levy’s actions to prove we had a much worse season than them & plenty of us will agree. Not me. Never. The game is about glory.

City suspended Mendy City suspended Johnson Everton suspended Sigurdson Utd suspended Greenwood Arsenal- continually played Partey, defended him, bigged him up, made dances and songs about him.

Put this in your ears or stick it up yer arse! traffic.libsyn.com/secure/dopecas…

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts. The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative. Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

Hernan Cortes

Billie His latest one is a banger as well 👌

Show us all the times you’ve protested when English nonces nonced. Happens often so you must have numerous examples

I have never in my fucking life seen something more accurate.