Don't tell C-Sec.

Bailey is on my arse like a Justicar on an Ardat Yakshi.

They want purgatory shut down so that Flux can get some customers back. It was C-Sec's "hangout". Purgatory is better they should come here.

My omni-tool changes Kasumi to Kabuki.

Blasto came in once, hasn't been since. He ran off with an Elcor female.

Luckily it wasn't one of my dancers or that Elcor that sings Beyoncé.

@WinterSnowMonky We are out of banana flavoured drinks sadly.. we have strawberry.

@WinterSnowMonky 5 credits please.

I don't need an assistant, should take down the advertisement. *Contenplates* Yeah.. *Uses her omni tool to remove the advert* There we go.

@WinterSnowMonky Thanks darling. Dancers are free for the next half hour.

No, we do not have Batarian condoms in the bathrooms. Please stop asking.

I believe I own one of the best looking Profile pictures. Free drinks! Free dances! I'm feelin' generous tonight!

What would a good event be for Purgatory? Should I do Asari night again? Or a night for Hanar?

I remember that reaper attacking The Citadel. He got that stupid Turian C-Sec officer.

Tonight is Asari night once again! The Asari burlesque dancers will be performing first, the actresses from Vaenia will also be there.

Headlining the event is the popular Asari band, and friends of mine. Steel Commandos.

Any recommendations for things I can include in Asari night? Food? Drink? More dancers?

Well Asari night was a huge success!

Purgatory smells like fish..

Does anyone have any air freshener?