i love how meg posting on 10/1 is like mariah posting on 12/1

Everybody close your ears around me!!!!!

Things always work out for me no matter how crazy the chapter I’m in 🥹

He will Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

computers:

@milagropress My face during her whole response:

ppl that listen to their parents this much so crazy to me cus wym my girlfriend not coming to MY graduation.

This was one of the darkest movies I’ve ever seen.

Bring gifts to the quality time.

i ain’t gone lie, roll your head all over the shelf. it’s that serious….

unserious friends with the absolute most serious jobs is 100% on brand for me & my homegirls 😂😂

eeeeYUCK

Im so damn sleepy I could sleep for 40 days and 40 nights

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

Kayla Nicole won Halloween. That is my type of clapback. 10/10, no notes.

Hootin and hollerin is one of the best combination of words ever

“I don’t do politics” Well, politics is doing us, regardless. So pay attention boo.