HERE WE GO BABY! I SHALL SIT ON MY THRONE OF LIES!

I played 11hours of Overwatch 2 today.... my brain is fired. But I won a vast majority of my games overall; so I will sleep good now. Bwuhuehuehuehue~

What are some "work appropriate" costume ideas. Asking for a friend. Thanks!

SO LIKE....WE MADE IT. COUNTLESS HOURS OF BURNING STAMINA, AFTER GETTING ALL MY FRIENDS TO PLAY. STREAM AFTER STREAM. CONTENT AFTER CONTENT. #DISLYTE #ESPER

Me: I need save money! Also me: *buys $60 basketball shorts” Oh.

Worked out for the first time in such a long time. BUT I HAD SUCH A GOOD SESSION TBH! ALL BECAUSE I BOUGHT SHORTS.

Overwatch Battle Pass ends in 50 days.... I'm currently level 71 of 80. I need to touch grass.

🎶 On the second day of giveaways Elgato gave to one winner... 🎶 🎁 One Ring Light and one Facecam To enter: 1. RT + Follow Elgato 2. Reply with what you're hoping to get for the holidays Winner chosen tomorrow.

I've been grinding Overwatch 2 harder than Tony Hawk in his prime. LOL

IM GETTING SO FRUSTRATED WITH MY AUDIO.

I'm gonna play Overwatch today. it's been like 4 days...

My boss asked me to move his car for him. He drives a Tesla. ME A COMMON PEASANT WHO DRIVES A 2001 TOYOTA HIGHLANDER. It took me 5min to figure out how to turn the car on. It took me 10min get it from park to reverse, reverse to drive, drive to park. Elon Musk HAAALP~ #tesla

NAH NAH NAH! IT’S VACATION TIME BITCHES. BEST BELIEVE!

My coworker just said, "if this lady doesn't shut up, I swear. She's such a twafflesaurus." LMAO

Brown Bagoong or Pink Bagoong?

Red Lobster Biscuits Vs. Texas Roadhouse Biscuits?

Bought my girlfriend a GEN1 Tamagotchi. She’s had it for a total of 2 days. The tamagotchi died. Now she’s crying. By the way we have a 6.5HR drive to SoCal.

Client: Hey, what race are you? Me: ...Human. I cannot stop laughing.