Just fried my hand on the stove, then walked straight to my clubs to make sure it won’t affect my grip. More concerned about my hobbies than my physical pain or well being.

Stumbled across Uncle Bob's Sauce and it changed my life.

I wonder if meth dealers found a rise in competition since nobody can go to work and make a paycheck?

The only thing I can do in moderation is work out.

Broke my girlfriends heart when I told her Old Dominion is talking about a hat, not Snapchat.

40 oz Diet Coke at gas station: perfectly normal. Crack a 2nd can at home: lunatic

Heading out to break my course record today. Tried yesterday, but was held back by bogies on 1,2,3,5, 8, 12, 15 and 16. Today is a new day. #62

During quarantine I made an invisible friend that follows me around the house. According to my scale he weighs about 25 lbs.

Been playing without a driver as I wait for my new one. Never realized how nice it is to play from the fairway.

My girlfriend thought the term “crapshoot” involved a gun and well, ya know...

At work and haven’t left the break room in 2 hrs because Joel Dahmen has me glued to the TV! Might get fired, but worth it

Eating breakfast with someone that spells ketchup that way.. hard pass

We have a local rule. If you pull off a shot from somebody’s backyard before the dog barks, no penalty

When the 4th lands on a Saturday.

I can relate to tour players when they make a triple or worse. I can’t relate to 7 birdies and leaving a few out there.

That's a 3 shotter par 4 for me.

That one time Squeak Scolari won the masters.

Lost my favorite ball marker a month ago. Turns out it was under that empty Diet Coke can that’s been in my truck cup holder for about that long. Embarrassing