Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything

hilarious that young sheldon and better call saul have the same quality of the viewer not wanting the titular character to become the person from the show its a spinoff from

I think beer might actually be estrogenic because after 9 or 10 I can’t drive for shit and won’t shut my mouth

Holy youtube refresh

prefiro me masturbar com areia no pau

stripper: *twerks* me: WOAH! excuse me, lady! your “butt” is moving like an “INVINCIBLE WOBBLE EDDIT”!

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

guy who's a chud but speaks fluent woke

my kid was blowing raspberries last night at dinner and i turned to my German friend and asked “what’s the word for that in German?” and he replied “we have no word for that. it is too silly.”

*primeira vez no mc donalds* - moça minha mcmesa está suja

GUY LARPING PORN: Haha yeah I loved when we saw her butt lol

Me removing OK Computer from my top 10 albums after hearing my 11th album