Variety, breaking news: Private Meeting Between Erika Kirk and Candace Owens to Be Aired Live on CBS, Bari Weiss, Who Will Emcee, Announces

Bari Weiss has been selected as Time Magazine's prestigious Punim of the Year.

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Damn, there are no Noam Chomsky nude photos in the Epstein files released today! 😭

Too often this time of year we forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, which is Sydney Sweeney.

My new prog rock band will be called Marble Armrests.

Will Tony Dokoupil be the Adam Gase or Ray Handley of CBS News anchors?

Q. What's the only difference between X/Twitter and a steaming shithole? A. The steam?

Breaking news: Supreme Court Backs Trump's Order to Surgically Separate Minnesota Twins

Those two play calls by Ben Johnson make him the dumbest Ben Johnson since the Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson and the English playwright Ben Jonson and not nearly as smart as the actor Ben Johnson.

I am seriously digging this Melania documentary!

Variety, breaking news: "Melania" Wins Special Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Disaster Award

Should I start taking Otezla for listening to too much Shaboozey or do I take Shaboozey for listening to too much Otezla?

Am I the only guy who remembers that the guys who kidnapped Frank Sinatra Jr. handed him back over to the cops when they heard him singing?

What's the DraftKings over-under as to how many inbred babies will be conceived during the Kid Rock halftime show?

Muy bien.

The NFL needs to ban defense.

Whenever I see "TPUSA" I always think: Toilet Paper.

Breaking news: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor First Member of Royal Family to be Arrested Since Duke Snider's 1990s Arrest for Tax Evasion

If the USA men win the gold in hockey, will it be known as the Miracle on Risotto?