Kind of insane that these two creatures are responsible for giving us the most intimate Taylor Swift interview of all time. #NewHeights #TS12

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

is the common sense in the room with us

This is the coldest life advice you’ll hear

An icon

I don’t think nearly enough people know that Tim Robinson was photographed for Thrasher magazine

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

She ain't say a MF thang & she KNEW 😭😭😭😭

manifesting a tall king for Ms. Batula by winter’s end #summerhouse

Christopher Nolan left the Joker out of The Dark Knight Rises (2012) out of respect for Heath Ledger, saying: “We're not addressing the Joker at all.” But in the final statue scene, we see the crowd’s shape resembles the Joker’s smile. Genius tribute.

It’s seriously stupid how great life can be if you marry well

What a privilege to be able to see, hear, breathe, walk & talk.

Pixar is so good that they even have animated bloopers. Films like A Bug’s Life, Toy Story 2, and Monsters, Inc. ended with fake outtakes — characters flubbing lines and breaking character like real actors.

the devil works hard but she worked harder

i hope the trees know i notice them

someone told me yesterday that when they feel nervous about trying something new & their heart starts beating really fast, that they call it their “inner applause” because their body is cheering them on, and i think that’s the best narrative adjustment ever.

I’m so proud of my close personal friend Paige Desorbo

Mother