It's deadline day, and excitable Chelsea owner Todd Boehly is staking out Heathrow with a suitcase full of cash. But he's not the first to lose his head in the transfer market. From canteen clashes to dozing through the deadline, here are the transfer window's maddest moments.

Pretty confident that Marc Marquez is back to his old self again. It's just that he's riding the worst bike he's ever had in the premier class...

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I don’t like that bezz gained an advantage from that move then got another position and only had to give that one back… think he should have had to drop behind Marc Simon Patterson

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Both Max and Lewis are calm and chill about the retirements and both sets of fans are whinging and saying WOW I BET THEY’RE BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE… stop making yourselves and them seem unlikeable I beg #F1 #Formula1 #AusGP #AustralianGP

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Never seen someone more obsessed with man city than this Rory Talks Football bloke…

They’ve got fire Mario for the national anthem #F1

16 laps left for #LH44 Fans to make up an excuse as to why George is defending him for the podium 😂 #F1 #SpanishGP

MM goes fastest *queue cut to Frankie* Things you love to see

Pedro Porro does absolutely nothing to improve this side… he slows the game down, turns the ball over and around and rarely defends. Spence today has proven exactly what I have said all along he is miles clear and I hope Ange has realised that today #SOUTOT

Russell Martin after the game against Tottenham #PremierLeague

SGA vs Jokic MVP Voting after Jokic puts up the Slumber Party performance today #NBA #NBAAllStar #NBARivalsWeek #NBAMVP #MVP

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At this point I’m convinced that LH44 fans are just trying to get every single driver on the grid cancelled as it’s the only way he might win another race… like use your brain ffs